It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious.

If you pretend to be good, the world takes you very seriously. If you pretend to be bad, it doesn't. Such is the astounding stupidity of optimism.

The true mystery of the world is the visible, not the invisible.

A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone's feelings unintentionally.

By giving us the opinions of the uneducated, journalism keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.